Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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