Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
It's shark week go big or go home
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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