I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I currently don't understand fingers.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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