i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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