she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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