Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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