# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
They have beer where we have blood.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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