I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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