she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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