I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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