The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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