But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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