Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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