my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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