the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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