i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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