somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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