Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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