what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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