So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
