There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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