TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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