I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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