I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
did you just send me my own nude
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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