im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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