idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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