honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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