i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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