This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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