Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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