Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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