why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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