they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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