she was so not down for the gang bang
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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