Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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