so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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