At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
