Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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