last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm like, not good at living.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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