best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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