Yo dont text me then not text me
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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