well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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