You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
