we're blogging at a bar
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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