She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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