Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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