I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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