So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Green mimosas i think yes
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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