All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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