Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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