And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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