woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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