She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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