I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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