So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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