i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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