a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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