New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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